{"id":136046,"date":"2026-03-24T09:53:29","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T14:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/?p=136046"},"modified":"2026-03-25T09:13:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T14:13:34","slug":"worst-date-ever-awkward-dinner-at-olive-garden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/worst-date-ever-awkward-dinner-at-olive-garden\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Date Ever: Awkward Dinner at Olive Garden"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A KiddNation member got dinner at Olive Garden with her date! He told her all about his troubles with his dog, especially the &#8220;butt hole.&#8221; He couldn&#8217;t stop saying that word!! AND other people in the restaurant could hear him!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:26px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"200\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/playlist.megaphone.fm?e=YEANETWORKSYEAHOLDINGSLLC9406673702&#038;artwork=false\" width=\"100%\"><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:25px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\" id=\"block-6c0cc2ac-ab53-4a8d-8bc9-0404ada91990\"><strong><em>Listen to MORE Worst Date Ever stories!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter is-resized\" id=\"block-77f4319f-1759-41c6-a553-da7ffff03d80\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/category\/worst\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/worst-date-ever-logo-only1-603x339.png\" alt=\"This image has an empty alt attribute; its file name is worst-date-ever-logo-only1-603x339.png\" style=\"width:313px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He couldn&#8217;t stop talking about his dog&#8217;s butt hole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":326,"featured_media":136049,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,151],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-front-page","category-worst"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136046","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/326"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136046\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/136049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}