{"id":135495,"date":"2026-01-13T09:36:23","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T15:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/?p=135495"},"modified":"2026-01-13T09:36:25","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T15:36:25","slug":"worst-date-ever-salad-with-no-dressing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/worst-date-ever-salad-with-no-dressing\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Date Ever: Salad with No Dressing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Crystal had a CRAZY date. Her cousin set her up on a blind date, she had no clue what the guy looked like! He tried to order her a salad without any dressing. He had the audacity to body shame her.\u00a0Crystal couldn&#8217;t even order her margarita!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:39px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"200\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/playlist.megaphone.fm?e=YEANETWORKSYEAHOLDINGSLLC2824282090&#038;artwork=false\" width=\"100%\"><\/iframe>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not order for your date!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":326,"featured_media":135496,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,151],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-front-page","category-worst"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/326"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135495\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/135496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kiddnation.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}